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“I’m sick of hearing ‘This report contains some flash photography’ : why can’t they give us a visual warning like a flashing light or something?”   

 

 

                                     ” You like swimming and regurgitating raw fish ? Wow – me too!”

 

                                   ” ….and you do the Hokey-Cokey and you shake it all about …..”

                         ” But I wasn’t actually talking to you – I was talking to your tits.”

               ” Do you do a special higher concessionary rate for people with more money than sense who like to show off .”

 

Fido lauches his own Fragrance range