All posts by peterspence
My name is Keith Hopkins , inventor of the Instant Dislike Detector , and I’m asking the Dragons for a couple of quid for my bus fare home
“I’m sick of hearing ‘This report contains some flash photography’ : why can’t they give us a visual warning like a flashing light or something?”
” Bit of a postcode lottery if you ask me .”
“The next knobhead who says ‘BOO’ to us gets it in the nuts – O.K?
Buzz phrases 2013 No 14 “Serious scientists..”
“Never fails ! “
” You like swimming and regurgitating raw fish ? Wow – me too!”
” ….and you do the Hokey-Cokey and you shake it all about …..”
” But I wasn’t actually talking to you – I was talking to your tits.”
” Do you do a special higher concessionary rate for people with more money than sense who like to show off .”
Fido lauches his own Fragrance range
Sayings revisited No 231 ‘It’s a free country’
