” Do you do a special higher concessionary rate for people with more money than sense who like to show off .”

Fido lauches his own Fragrance range

NONEBRITY  (non-e-brit-y ) , personal noun : A C-list celebrity who does nothing except appear on television reality shows yet lingers in the public eye   despite having no discernible talent, ability,  or achievement to their credit whatsoever.

                               ” ‘Big Brother,’ ‘I’m A Celebrity…’ ,’Come Dine With Me’   – done ’em  all.  No stranger to reality , me. “