My name is Keith Hopkins , inventor of the Instant Dislike Detector ,  and I’m asking the Dragons for a couple of quid for my bus fare home

                                               ” Bit of a postcode lottery if you ask me .”

“The next knobhead who says ‘BOO’ to us gets it in the nuts – O.K?

     “Never fails ! “

                                     ” You like swimming and regurgitating raw fish ? Wow – me too!”

                                   ” ….and you do the Hokey-Cokey and you shake it all about …..”

               ” Do you do a special higher concessionary rate for people with more money than sense who like to show off .”

Fido lauches his own Fragrance range